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Blake J. Surina · Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:17 pm

Tom:

For all you jolly, fish and chip eating Limey's who develop character on the fields of Eaton, we bloody ungrateful Colonists have had a lot of Drug Cheats. This was a play on the word "Adidas", instead it was "Adidnt", with the same font and the little upside-down adidas emblem as the apostrophe. Definitely lost something in translation.

Cheerio,

Tom Phillips · Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:34 am

I guessed it might have been, but thought you might have hit "submit" before you'd finished.

We've gotta do something about these stereotypes of the Brits. Number 1 national dish is chicken korma now, and no one takes things like Eton seriously!

Ken Stone · Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:52 pm

Blake J. Surina wrote:

Adidn't

The negation of "Adidas"?

loneranger · Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:28 pm

I threw a javelin for the first time in 30 years last month ......

My slogan would be : 50 metres is farther then it used to be

Ironslinger · Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:11 pm

"... I was brought into this world without my consent and leaving it against my will..." Not really masters track, but a good saying anyway, Milt Girouard

PDelis50 · Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:54 pm

Here one I have used. When asked about trying to acheive a specific time or mark. I would reply "Those days are long gone...."

tedwa851 · Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:51 am

Out-live your competition

Tom Phillips · Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:17 am

I like that last one.

Very similar to a shirt we should have made for a shot-putter friend a few years ago, who was asked about the secret of his continuing success, at age 70 or so. His answer was "It's not who you beat, but who you out-live that counts now".

The shirt would have said "Outlive the B**tards!"

Jimbo · Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:41 pm

How about:

In youth, the absence of pleasure is pain, in old age the absence of pain is pleasure. Henry Addington

Cheers,

Jim

TNT · Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:23 pm

How about:

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

:lol:

My wife says I should wear it on all my shirts......

MasterCouper · Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:16 pm

I just thought of this while I was running: I may be over the hill, but I ran up it to get there!

Variation: Masters athletes may be over the hill, but at least they ran up it to get there!

fiddle · Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:54 pm

I've been tapering since (insert age).

or

Taper? I might pull something.

Jimbo · Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:09 pm

How about this for Masters.com t shirts or sweat shirts:

Welcome the far side of 50, where all injuries are chronic injuries.

Cheers,
Jim

KimW · Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:47 am

I belong to Mass Velocity Track Club (mostly sprinters) and our slogan is "Not Far, Just Fast".

The daughter of a Certain Member suggested his t-shirt say "Not Far, Not Fast". That made me laugh.

Campisi · Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:04 am

A twist on what some others have posted -

If you can't outkick 'em, outlive 'em.

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