Help NMN with ideas for April Fools’ piece

It’s no joke. In recent years, National Masters News has printed an April Fools’ story in its April issue. In April 2004, I tweaked them for basically reprinting a column from 2000. So I was thinking. How ’bout if y’all help NMN with some ideas for the annual April Fools’ column? Post your ideas here (in the comments section below), and I’m sure Jerry or Suzy will see them.