Hope for us: Think lizards if you want to be a stud at 111

Couldn’t resist this item, which I first saw on AOL: “A captive reptile in New Zealand has unexpectedly become a father at the ripe old age of 111 after receiving treatment for a cancer that made him hostile toward prospective mates.” We also learn: “While there’s no scientific data on the life span of the ancient reptiles, ‘they go beyond 100 well and truly. They can be around for 150 to 250 years.’ ” Nice! Now where do we get some lizard juice? On the other hand, maybe the key to longevity is more sleep.